Vita!

Nevertheless untold
  • Customer: Are your tits real?
  • Me: Why yes, they do appear to exist in reality, thanks for asking
  • Tonight a guy touched my eyelashes and asked 'are these really yours?' Where do men think we get our body-parts, a pact with demons?

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too.

(via warriorsdebt)

Anonymous asked: You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.

professorvining:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rabbitrecycle:

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

I’m still gunna check

shit

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

Did you know that the d10 is the only die in a standard polyhedral set that is not a platonic solid? Because you should. Not because it makes you a more real nerd, or something dumb like that, but because it’s cool math+geek trivia. Which is valuable for it’s own thing. Also, boo misogyny.